Kung Fu do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on I moved to Hong Kong
with Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
and he thinks he knows you
Oh Daniel-san made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan

Last night Jackie Chan came around
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. Miyagi and the X-men
Called in for a while as well

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
and he thinks he knows you
Oh Daniel-san made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan

Kung Fu do what you do to me
I can't live without my Kung Fu movies
Shanghai Killers and Deadly Road
My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed

Oh, I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
and he thinks he knows you
Oh Daniel-san made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
and he's in love with you
Oh Daniel-san made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan