i need another glass this one is smudged and my lips are too precious for this
we want the window table clear and set it for us it's not too busy for us
bring a million different things to my table on a silver platter you've got nothing better to do
if you smile really big and kiss my whitey ass maybe you'll get a dollar today

you're going to waitress hell
you're gonna burn in my hell
you're going to waitress hell
you're gonna serve me in my hell

yah i just do this job for a hobby so don't worry about a tip
4.25 an hour suits me fine yah i just love to serve
sure i'll take your plate your glass your bowl and then i'll wipe your chin
and in the end i'm covered in your shit, look at me like i'm the dirty one

you're going to waitress hell
you're gonna burn in my hell
you're going to waitress hell
you're gonna serve me in my hell

what you do comes back to you
what you do it comes back to

you're going to waitress hell
you're gonna burn in my hell
you're going to waitress hell
you're gonna serve me in my hell