Okura, Yoko, Ryo, and Subaru got to go on a hot springs trip to Shinshuu. At the start of the episode, the female tour guide announcer lady takes a commemorative photo of the guys with their faces in one of those boards with people painted on the front. (Ryo was the girl!) After they stood back up, you could see Ryo's face..covered in ink! Yes, this is a WEIRD trip, where everything has a trap!

Next they went to eat soba. They all started eating, except Subaru. Yoko stirred Subaru's tsuyu (sauce for dipping the noodles in) and..it got all bubbly..almost like.. COLA. He ate a little, but made gagging sounds.

Then they went to the hot springs itself. They were all sitting around in the baths, till Ryo said that he was cold (he was sitting in the WATER bath, duh it's cold) so he went into the sauna to warm up. Suddenly, Ryo started yelling and telling people to stop and saying it feels gross! The other guys ran to see what was happening, only to find Ryo surrounded by sweaty fat guys trying to hug all over him and rubbing his legs.

After that traumatizing experience, the guys went to the outdoor bath where a "service" was waiting for them. It was GIRLS! Who were going to WASH THEIR BACKS for them! They were facing away from them. The trap was that one of them was a man! Guide Lady: "I'm sure you guys don't know which one it is, so it's time for a hint!" Subaru: "Um, honestly, it's really obvious.." And in fact it was; one was oddly wide compared to the others. The guys got to ask the girls to do something, so they could figure out which one was the guy.

In the end, they played rock paper scissors to determine who got to pick first. Okura lost, so of course he was destined to pick the guy. (I wonder if it was awkward for them to all be nearly naked..) Okura picked, and it turned out to be CHOUSHUU KORIKI--!! In the bath area, Koriki tried to do a wrestling move on Okura that looked like he was trying to spin on Okura's back (while Okura was on all fours) but it just looked REALLY gay. But because they were all soapy, Koriki just slipped off and accidentally kicked Okura's leg.

They went to a different area to eat! It was a steak that they got to grill on their own little personal grills. The guide lady had them choose their chopsticks, and when Ryo pulled his out of the paper they were REALLY short! He almost couldn't break them! He got the meat on the grill, but had trouble turning it. I don't know if he ever got to eat!

Next they showed one of the fat guys and Koriki in the kitchen, where there was crab in a pot! They brought the Kanjani guys the crab, which they had to choose from. Okura first wanted one, but Ryo took it..then Subaru took the next one he was going to take, so he was stuck with the last one. The one Okura got was really jelly! (crab and fruit jelly I think it was?! ew!)

A couple comedian guys came out for a little Show Time thing. I can't even explain what the crap they were doing^^; It turns out that one of the members is going to do the same thing! And it's..Subaru! So his partner came out: "Takeshi," a SUPER TALL black guy!

Afterwards they all rode a bus to a ski area. One person, rather than going up by the lift, will be pulled up the hill by a snow mobile. They demonstrated with some clothes that they called "Takeshi" and "he" fell off the inflatable snow..thing..that you ride. (No, I DON'T know words). They drew straws, and Subaru lost! It looked fun to me!

At the end they were going to have a snowball fight with Kanjani against the comedians. As usual, Koriki was wearing a t-shirt and bikini briefs. Poor guy! As the comedians ran across the snow, they fell into a small trap into the show.

At the VERY end, all the members were sitting around in what looked like a warehouse, and announced that this was the last episode of Urajani. They talked a bit about their memories of the show, and introduced the new program, Mugendai no Gimon.

"Galsa" -- short for "gal circle," which is a group of gals. I don't know why they decided to do something so stupid, but Yoko and Uchi asked around to find a few gal circles to take to the beach. The circles are: Summer Ocean, Cleo, Chuu Chuu Mini, and Mamba Roza.

The day is June, place Shibuya, at 9:00AM. The tour bus picks up all the gals..and most of them were late.. Some were two hours late! Finally, at 11:00, they all get on the bus.. but because of bad rain in the Toukai region, bullet trains have stopped, and Kanjani are stuck in Nagoya. So..they cancelled for that day.. ^^;

A few days later in July, they try to meet up again, this time in Harajuku. Yoko, Ryo, and Uchi are waiting near the station for the gals. An hour has gone by, and no one's shown up. Again, it took two hours for everyone to show up. They went to a beach at Kujuukuri, in Chiba prefecture. The schedule for the day included: free time, cooking curry, barbecue, games, MAIN EVENT, and fireworks.

Yoko seems to have a very special relationship with gals LOL He always insults them, but he seems to actually like them.

While the girls were changing into their bathing suits in the bus, Kanjani dug a hole in the sand, and covered it, so one of them would fall in.

The various circles played janken to decide who has to go shopping, and the most freakish looking group, Mamba Roza, had to go. Yoko went with them, but they still ended up buying a bunch of unnecessary crap..including a boiled octopus that they wanted to return to the ocean..

A different group of gals went to talk to a fisherman, and he gave them the fish he'd caught! Back at the camp area, Uchi and the gals are preparing ingredients for curry. Before returning the octopus to the ocean, the Mamba girls..bit off its legs..

Ryo is in charge of cooking a big hunk of meat! He looks so manly<3 The girls who got the fish put it on the grill, but the scales hadn't been taken off!! So Uchi did that. While the curry cooks, they play a game.

They set off a rocket that shoots something into the air, and whoever catches it, wins a prize. One of the girls from Summer Ocean won. She got .. a wrap/sarong thing from Alba Roza (the brand gals/mambas love).

The curry finished, and it looked really good! But it looked hard to eat off of paper plates.. And some of the girls complained that it wasn't that good, and that the vegetables were still raw. Brats

Time for the MAIN EVENT!! They called it "feeling couple" and everyone seemed to understand what that meant, but I've never heard of it. Basically, they pair off, and then at the end confess their love and try to form couples. The girls who participate are: Pikachu (16 / Chuu Chuu Mini), Fukki (18 / Summer Ocean), Emi (19 / Summer Ocean), Miho (18 / Chuu Chuu Mini), Harusa (16 / Cleo), and Arisa (18 / Cleo). I'm disappointed that none of the Mamba Roza girls participated, cause they're the scariest, most obnoxious ones out of them all.

The guys? Kajunba (18) and Horitake (18), both center guys. Suddenly, Hiitan (a Mamba Roza gal) runs at Horitake and they kiss..it seems that they're a couple.. so they go off to be alone LOL. Next, Choushuu Koriki *g* While introducing the next person, Yoko said he's "popular nation-wide.. UCHI-KUN!!" He looked kinda pissed LOL. The last guest is "super popular" but the members weren't told who he was. Who comes? Huh? Is that Bae Yong Joo?!? NO!! It's Maru, dressed up like him!! He makes a pretty cute Yonsama LOL

The girls get to pick which guy they want to spend time with. Two ran over to Ryo and pulled him away! Two other girls went with Maru/Yonsama, Pikachu was with Kajunba, Miho was with Uchi, and Koriki was forced to sit with Ryo, annoying the girls LOL. Ryo came up with the idea that if Koriki could make the girls laugh, they'd have to go with him. One laughed really hard, so Ryo quickly ran away with the other girl.

After spending time together, the girls got ready to confess to the guy of their choosing. Pikachu confessed to Kajunba, he said OK, and they became a couple! Fukki confessed to..YOKO!? Maru had given her his coat because it was windy, so he took it back LOL. But when putting it back on, his wig fell off!! They made Yoko answer her confession; after which he RAN AWAY SDLFKSJDFL. After he came back, Miho confessed to Uchi, who looked really hesitant and confused, but said that his work is more important.. Emi went to Yonsama/Maru, who explained that he had filming to do back in Korea (hahaha), so he asked her to wait until after he was done. Another couple was formed! The last two girls went together, and they both confessed to Ryo. ..which of course, left no one for Koriki! So he confessed, but was rejected. (Aww, Koriki, I'd date you!) Ryo's answer to the girls' confession? "Sure, it's fine!" ... but of course it's NOT LOL.

At the end, Koriki took his shirt off and chased a couple of the girls off *g*

~LOVE FAKER~
Yoko, Yasuda, Ryo, and Tacchon help a random girl, Momoka, test her boyfriend, Shoutarou, to see if he truly loves her. The fact that he doesn't have any suspicious parts makes her uneasy. The plan is for her to tell him increasingly bad lies, and watch his reaction. Momoka and Shoutarou talked while sitting in a restaurant, while Kanjani watched from behind the scenes.

Lie #1: I used to be fat
I didn't really understand his reaction, but Kanjani all reacted with "how nice~."
LEVEL CLEAR

Lie #2: I'm still working at a cabaret club
His reaction? He made a scary face (to which Kanjani responded with "uwah~ scary!"), but ended up smiling and forgiving her (cause she said she'd stop).
LEVEL CLEAR

Lie #3: The number of people I've dated is over 100
He started getting kind of ruffled, and looked shocked and angry. But he forgave her! Wah, I want him as MY boyfriend~ <3
LEVEL CLEAR

Lie #4: My ex-boyfriend still calls me sometimes
He looked even more angry than before, but he still forgave her. Yoko told her to say something like "I'm happy that you're angry" (as in, it shows how much he cares) but he kinda got angry about THAT, and it freaked out Kanjani a bit LOL
LEVEL CLEAR

Momoka went to the bathroom, but Kanjani did an EVIL thing!! Tacchon called her cell phone (which she left at the table) and pretended to be the aforementioned ex-boyfriend. Ah~ This kind of thing makes me so nervous!! Neither of them really said anything worth mentioning, but Tacchon said he'd call back later, and Shoutarou started doubting Momoka. When she got back, he told her about the phone call, and that he looked at her list of received phone calls..that had a lot of calls from her ex-boyfriend. (They did that for the show *g*)

They were at the restaurant to participate in a Kanjani-related "Love Love Championship" to show how much they loved each other (it was a lie to get the boyfriend to go there), but after the incident with the phone, Shoutarou wanted to leave. So Yasuda went out to chat with them about the (fake) show to prevent them from leaving.

Shoutarou decided to call Momoka's ex-boyfriend on her cell phone--!! (GAH I'm all nervous LOL). Instead of Tacchon, Ryo answered. They were both pretty rude to each other..but Ryo had an evil look on his face that made it seem like he was enjoying it LOL. After hanging up, Shoutarou said to Momoka that he was "audacious," which Kanjani giggled about backstage.

Lie #5: I have a child!
Momoka is 19, and the kid, Hikaru, is 3. (He's sooooo cute<3) After confessing, she called him to the table to meet Shoutarou. He looked reeeally shocked, haha.

They didn't decide whether they cleared this level or not, cause Shoutarou really wanted to leave at this point, so they all ran out to reveal the truth. He even apologized to Ryo for calling him audacious *g* In the end, they said that they loved each other even more. Kanjani: making people love each other. More. By using lies.

The next segment was about a girl, Haruka, who had a really great boyfriend (Kento) and they had a great relationship, but she stupidly cheated on him (actually, I think she just went out with another guy; I don't think they had sex). Subaru, Hina, Maru, and Uchi help her apologize to her boyfriend and make amends. They got Maru to dress up..kind of like Bae Yong Joo..and go talk to the boyfriend on his way to school. Subaru called the type of character Maru was acting as a "Kansai dialect-speaking foreigner."

While talking to some guy about if he knew about Kento, some scary guys walked by, who were staring really hard at Maru. Of course, the other members thought it was hilarious *g* Right after that, Kento appeared! I don't really get what the point of doing all that was.. Haruka called Kento and asked him to meet her at a park, where they tried to talk but they were both silent, so Kanjani came to get him to come with them.

How was Haruka going to make amends? Um. By receiving 100 volleyballs. AHH I would have gotten so bored watching! Cause it's not like it's something where you can watch and go, "uwah~ she looks like she's in pain~" or anything. Afterwards, she told Kento her feelings, and he ... accepted her! He said he decided to after watching her receive the volleyballs, but I think it was just cause being on TV put pressure on him to forgive her.

Uchi, Yoko, and Maru have 6 hours to see how much weight they can lose, following various "treatment" plans. Beforehand, they come out wearing swim trunks, but Uchi has his arms crossed over his chest, hiding his nipples LOL.

Maruyama - 63.1kg (139lbs)
Uchi - 52.5kg (116lbs)
Yokoyama - 62.9kg (139lbs)

Maru's diet is "manly" -- boxing! The guy teaching him is the guy who played Champ in Dream Boy. He did leg lifts, push ups, back..things, and jump rope, all while wearing clothes designed to make him sweat.

Uchi's first treatment is at a relaxation salon. Because Uchi is "beautiful", he gets this kind of treatment. He sits in a tent thing with an herb-steaming thing for 30 minutes. He fell asleep! When they woke him up, he was all sweaty! (Caption: "beautiful sweat").

Yoko's "scientific?" (yes, with the question mark) diet started out with getting half-naked, laying down, and having a doctor put clothespins on his fingers, toes, and stomach! He was laughing and screaming at the same time LOL.

Back to Maru! Next he practices punching for thirty minutes. At the boxing place they check his weight, and he's lost 0.1kg so far, but Champ said that his sweaty clothes are heavy, so he probably lost more.

Uchi's second treatment was a massage with little pounches filled with wet herbs. He looked like he was enjoying it a LOT. During it, he called up Maru, who was being made to run 10km. After everything he said, Uchi laughed in a horribly snooty manner. His progress was also checked, and he had lost 1.1kg!

Poor Yoko's painful treatments continue. At a different place, gets naked again, and gets a massage. ...with a piece of cow's horn!! The show's director called in another doctor, who gave him a foot massage (one of those terribly painful ones that they love to give people on TV in Japan). Every time he questioned either doctor about the effectiveness of the treatments, they told him that it would improve his metabolism. ...That wasn't really his question, was it... At his progress check, he had lost 0.5kg.

Maru's next plan was to spar with a REAL boxer. Obviously the boxer totally beat the crap out of him. Champ said he would go into the ring with Maru and be gentler, since his goal is to lose weight, not become a boxer, but he wasn't gentle at all!!

Uchi went to Ginza to lay in a strange pod that I think they called a "human washing machine"?? The lady helping him was pretty young, and cute, and he kept talking to her, and eventually asked if she was married *cough* He fell asleep again!

Next Yoko went to a clinic and talked to a doctor, but the show's staff asked him about a "parasite diet" which involves becoming infected with tapeworms. Of course the doctor couldn't recommend doing it! But he DID take Yoko to a room, ask him to take his pants off, and..give him a colonic!!

Maru's last plan was to go into a sauna, which sounds nice, right? But the plan was 7 minutes in the sauna, 2 minutes in a bath, TEN TIMES. An hour and a half!! After the first five minutes in the sauna, Maru was already dripping with sweat. Then bathtime. A COLD BATH. Maru reached his limit after an hour and tried to run away, but Champ dragged him back into the sauna.

Uchi's last plan was yoga. He kept telling the instructer that she was "beautiful" :lines:

Yoko's last plan was -- again -- to take his clothes off. He laid down, and the lady blew cold air on his stomach! -300 degrees!! His skin started looking a bit white/blue..

Back at the studio, they talked about their treatments. Uchi was WAY too happy, haha. Yoko had red marks on his back from the horn massage^^;

Yokoyama - 62.2kg (137lbs) 0.7kg (1.5lbs) loss
Uchi - 51.7kg (114lbs) 0.8kg (1.7lbs) loss
Maruyama - 59.4kg (131) 3.7kg (8lbs) loss

Obviously Maru just lost a lot of sweat, between working out and sitting in the sauna, but 8lbs of sweat is crazy!! The show compared his loss to a small dachshund, or 12 servings of steak LOL.

Gal Mama -- Uchi, Yokoyama
Uchi and Yoko investigate 'gal mamas' -- gals who had children, but couldn't give up their gal lifestyles. Apparently, being a gal mama is really popular at the moment, and there are over 20,000 of them in Japan. Uchi and Yoko follow the women to an event they're having at a water park. Of course, they're all wearing bikinis :lines: And Uchi's comment was: "My mom wouldn't wear something like that." :speechless: Uchi.. you..

At the park, the mothers play with their kids, and even Yoko and Uchi do. (One little boy sat on Yoko's back as he slid face-first down a slide *g*)

During lunch, they talk to the gals, who say that they miss having more time for fun, so Yoko has a proposal.. he and the women will go play, and Uchi will watch after the kids *g* There are at least 8 or so of them, by the way! One little girl squirted him in the face with a water gun, some boys threw plastic balls at him, and he had to ride a kiddy ride, all while Yoko and the gals have fun in the pool.

Then they have a contest. They have to grip a net from above, and walk over unstable floats in the water, to get to their children (some of whom are crying^^. Next, the mother has to slide down one of those really tall slides, to get to their child at the bottom. The winner was supposed to be the fastest, but none of them wanted to do it, so instead they made it so that the one that would do it would be the winner. The one who did it, her kid was crying^^; (By the way, Uchi demonstrated these games first, using a stuffed turtle as his 'kid'..)

I just noticed that Yoko has really bad tan lines..

The winner of the overall contest is determined by "acchi muite hoi." The winner got a kangaroo kigurumi suit, complete with baby in its pouch! :hearts:

They follow a couple women home, and have them give advice to other gals who are thinking about marriage. Actually, they're not gals, they're a MAMBA couple. Yoko and Uchi were getting annoyed at the way the couple was talking.

They make the mamba couple take care of a couple kids as a test to see if they could, and surprisingly, after the kids get used to them, they have fun!

Then, after they say that they can "do anything," they have the mother and couple compete at making food that the kids would like. (Really, the mother has an advantage because she knows the tastes of her kids). But the little girl voted for the mambas' food! It was probably because the mother cooked ham and asparagus in butter/soy sauce, and the mambas cooked chicken in miso. No vegetables = better!

Super Idol Hino Makoto -- Uchi, Nishikido
Uchi and Ryo hear about a rumor that there's a fake Johnny's idol in Shibuya, so they go to check it out. His name is Hino Makoto, and he calls himself a "super idol." They ask people on the street if they know him, and eventually find a fan, who leads them to where he performs. Some of the audience members spot Ryo and Uchi -- remember, they think of Makoto as Johnny's, so they're presumably Johnny's fans -- and don't react AT ALL.

Makoto comes out.. on skates.. wearing tiny shorts.. and a glittery pink shirt.. and he's singing Hikaru Genji.. Uchi's laughing REALLY hard, it's almost rude LOL. Apparently, when Makoto was 17 he wanted to be an idol, but he couldn't, so he..became one on his own^^; Makoto skates by the audience shaking hands, including Uchi's and Ryo's *g*

After his performance, Uchi and Ryo go up to him and talk to him. He recognizes them, and calls them Ucchi and Nikki *g* He goes on to perform NEWS' "kibou ~Yell~" (POORLY BY THE WAY). Uchi and Ryo stare at each other incredulously, and look very uncomfortable..until the chorus, when they participate as well LOL. At the end Ryo covers his face in shame. And Makoto falls on his butt.