Producer: Kamenashi Kazuya
Theme: Kataomoi (Unrequited Love)

Kataomoi Medley
-zutto dakishimetai (Akanishi)
-ABC (Toushin, Goseki, Tsukada, Kawai, Totsuka)
-Misty (Nakamaru)
-Julia (Kamenashi, ABC, Kis-My-Ft2)

Kame, Hikaru, and Inoo had a short MC where Hikaru read a letter from a girl who wasn't able to confess to the guy she liked, but after hearing a KAT-TUN song she liked, she confessed and he said that he had been interested too. While reading it, Hikaru's voice got all squeaky and he was grinning and giggling X3

Ya-Ya-yah/J.J.Express Medley
-START (Yabu, Yaotome, Ayukawa, Yamashita Shoon)
-BANG! BANG! Vacance (Nakajima, Inoo, Arioka, Morimoto, Asaka, Hashimoto, Takaki, Kamei)
-UTAO-UTAO (Yabu, Yaotome)
-jibun no tame ni (Yodogawa, Noda, Yonemura, Fujiie, Ishigaki, Yamashita, Ayukawa)
-TEPPEN (Yabu, Yaotome, Yamashita, Ayukawa)

Who is Mr. X!!
Host: Kame (of course)
Detectives: Koki, Nakamaru, Ueda, Kawai
Clues:
(1) A close-up of Mr. X's ear.
(2) Koki asked him what he wanted to eat right now, and he said "mozukusu."
(3) Nakamaru asked where he's from. Kanagawa prefecture.
(4) Someone who knows him well came to talk about him: it was Jin. Apparently he's known Mr. X for a long time. Jin said that Mr. X came to him and asked if they could be friends
(5) Jin said that Mr. X likes to dance, but he's not good at it.
(6) Apparently, Mr. X is Jin's junior in Johnny's.
Only Koki got it wrong! When Mr. X came out, Jin ran off the stage in fear of his wrath LOL. Then Mr. X went backstage and Kame narrated their "fight"..till they came out, having switched jackets with each other. Then they all watched an oooold video where Kame and Jin took a trip to Okinawa together.

The guest for this episode was Imai Tsubasa, so Kame talked to him a bit about unrequited love. Tsubasa was in love with his teacher! They also talked about Tsubasa's solo concert, that was going on at the time of recording.

-Slave of love ~jounetsu no ondo~ (Imai)
-Get Down (Imai)

Jimmy went and talked to V6's Ken and Nagano about the theme. Ken's the type to confess soon, because he's afraid of the girl being taken away by another guy. Nagano, on the other hand, can't confess cause he gets too nervous. He liked a girl for three years without saying anything. Jimmy's like Nagano. After the talk, Jimmy had them open a ball-of-streamers-thingy that congratulated them on their 10th year anniversary. There was a VTR showing old V6 clips, back when Okada had that HORRIBLE bowl-like hair. (Am I the only one who thinks that Maa-kun and Nagano look better NOW?) They talked more, and then Jimmy congratulated Nagano on his 33rd birthday, which was that day! (Though certainly they filmed it before then)

KAT-TUN talked about love, and Koki looked all grumpy till Jin poked him in the cheek and he grinned like a freak X3 ..then went back to grumpy^^;

-seiten no hekireki (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

Jimmy and Ryota talked about the theme. Ryota was being bratty and not wanting to talk about his own experiences.

-kanjitemiro (Yonemura, Ishigaki, Fujiie, Noda, Yodogawa)

Kame read something he wrote about unrequited love.

-natsu no owari (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

-Wonderful World (Everyone)

(Note: I don't have this episode anymore!)

This was the first time NEWS was introduced to Shounen Club.

-NEWS Nippon (Yamashita Tomohisa, Koyama, Nishikido, Uchi, Masuda, Tegoshi, Moriuchi, Katou, Matsumoto Kouhei, Yabu)
-All of me for you (Nishikido, Uchi)
-LOVE SONG (Yamashita Tomohisa)
-Private Hearts (Koyama, Katou, Kusano)
-arigatou, ima (Moriuchi, Tegoshi, Masuda)
-NEWS member introduction dances
-NEWS Nippon (Yamashita Tomohisa, Koyama, Nishikido, Uchi, Masuda, Tegoshi, Moriuchi, Katou, Matsumoto Kouhei, Yabu)

The camera went to NEWS' dressing room, where Koyama, Ryo, Moriuchi, Kusano, Uchi, and Shige were sitting around. Follows is a rough transcript.
Koyama: Hi, everyone! Come in!
Everyone: Uwah~!
Koyama: Uh, the leader? Where's the leader?
Uchi: *raises hand decisively*
(Koyama walks over to a random curtain, and pulls it back to reveal Yamapi giving Tegoshi a shoulder massage.)
(They all gather in the middle of the room.)
Yamashita: We're missing one person! Where is he?! *hits locker* Where did he go?! *hits more* Masuda!!
(Masuda comes out of a locker)
(the regroup into the center of the room. Koyama and Yamapi introduce the segment: they're going to declare what type of characters they are, so the fans can better understand their personalities.)
Koyama: Since there's 9 of us, we need someone to bring us together, so I'm hoping to become that character. *pose*
Yamashita: I'll be the...uh.. character near the toilet. I'm always going to the bathroom. I'm called the Toilet Ogre!
Uchi: I'll look over everyone with THIS face! *makes gentle face* With this gentle face, I'll look over everyone!
Ryo: I'll just be the hated one, won't I?
Koyama(?): I love you!
Tegoshi: Since I like to sing, I'll be the one always singing backstage!
Massu: I'm the pickles in a boxed lunch!
Shige: I'll be the clumsy character!
Kusano: I want to give everyone advice!
Moriuchi: I'm always told to "be dignified" so I'll be the "dignified" character!
(everyone starts wrapping everything up)
Kusano: Nishikido-kun, uh, recently you said some mean things to Ueda-kun from KAT-TUN, so for us do you think you could give us some sweet words?
Yamashita: But, he's the hated character!
(corner ends)

Children's Song Medley
-mori no kuma-san (Ikuta, Hasegawa, Kazama)
(When they introduced the medley, Touma said that they were "songs that anybody/everybody knows"..but he messed up the lyrics on the first one! LOL)
-donguri koro koro (Ikuta)
-te no hira wo taiyou ni (Ikuta, Hasegawa)
-shabon-dama (Kazama)
-omocha no cha cha cha (Ikuta, Hasegawa, Kazama)

Jukebox Medley
-yuuki 100% (Yabu, Ayukawa, Akama, Yamashita Shoon, Hoshino)
-WA ni natte odorou (Koyama, Katou, Masuda)
-sekai ni hitotsu dake no hana (Yabu)
-sekai ga hitotsu ni naru made (Inoo, Matsumoto Kouhei, Yabu, Yamashita Shoon, Ayukawa)
-kimi dake ni (Kawai, Totsuka, Goseki, Tsukada, Toushin)
-Darling (Koyama, Kusano, Katou)
-kokoro ni yume wo kimi ni wa ai wo (Koyama, Kusano, Katou, Yokoo, Iida)
-Shingo Mama no Oha Rock (Inoo, Matsumoto Kouhei, two kids I don't know *cough*)
-A-RA-SHI (Katou, Kusano, Koyama)
-yuuki 100% (Inoo, Matsumoto Kouhei, those two kids, Koyama dancing like a retard, Yabu, Yamashita Shoon, Ayukawa, Hoshino, Akama, Kusano, Katou)

In the next corner, they read letters from fans to specific people. The first was to Kame, and asked about why he was running onstage (it shows a clip). He was just goofing off. Next, a girl wondered why Hasejun doesn't look at the camera much, and asked him to blow a kiss. Apparently they get a lot of requests for kisses to be blown at the camera, so they all did it one by one. Except Kusano, who had his face up near Tegoshi's, Masuda, who didn't exactly blow the kiss, Kazapon and Jin who blew each other's kisses (that sounds dirtier than it is), Nakamaru who rubbed his mouth and blew that, and Ueda FLUNG his.

-Kamen Butoukai (Toushin, Kawai, Tsukada, Totsuka, Goseki)
-toubousha -FUGITIVE- (Toushin, Kawai, Tsukada, Totsuka, Goseki)
(Tsukachan fell over when he finished his backflips, but he saved himself from falling off the stage!)

-Hesitate (Akanishi)
-SIX GROOVE (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-No Matter Matter (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

-Non STOP, Don't STOP (Johnny's Jr.)

(Note: I no longer have this episode.)

During the intro, ABC's Tsukada Ryoichi did some flips, and looked like he was about to fall down the stairs! The camera quickly shifted to Kawai so you can't tell what really happened, but poor kid!

Rock Medley
-doitsmo koitsumo (Toushin, Tsukada, Kawai, Goseki, Totsuka)
-GIMME A BREAK (Toushin, Tsukada, Kawai, Goseki, Totsuka)
-Midnight Shuffle (Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Iida, Takeuchi, Yokoo)
-Burn it (Jimmy, Kamenashi, Akanishi)
-Zettai! (Yamashita Tomohisa, Kamenashi, Akanishi, Jimmy)

Hina, Yoko, and Yamapi did an MC. During it, Yoko's shirt was completely unbuttoned, but he seemed uncomfortable about it and kept holding it shut and covering his stomach.

Ya-Ya-yah & K.K.Kity Medley
-Singin' for you (Yabu, Yamashita, Ayukawa)
-sennen no Love Song (Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Iida, Takeuchi, Yokoo)
(I think Koyama and Kusano were competing to see who could wiggle needlessly the most.)
-Stompin' (Yabu, Yamashita, Ayukawa, Akama, Koyama, Katou, Kusano)

-ikanaide (Moriuchi)

Okogoto - Kogoto - Hitorigoto
In this segment, basically..a Junior says "apologize to me for this!" to another, and that Junior has to get up and apologize for it.
(1) Koki to Nakamaru: You're always late!
(2) Ueda to Kame: Don't touch people's butts so easily! Kame explained that Ueda's butt is so small, it feels good to touch (?). If he's holding a mic with his left hand, his right hand gets lonely, and he just puts his hand there. Ueda said that Kame squeezes it! (Complete with descriptive hand motions). Hina told Kame to stop touching Ueda, and Ueda to do something about his white lips.
(3) Kusano to Shige: Stop sleeping on strangers in the train, and leave me lonely! Kusano demonstrated Shige's actions on Hina. Shige said he'd fix his problem.
(While Hina was reading the card for Shige, Kame kept touching Ueda's butt)

In the MC, Pi told a story about when he went to Jin's house recently and they were eating dinner, Pi was saving his favorite part of the meal to eat at the end, but he got distracted by the TV for a second, and Jin ate it!

KAT-TUN Medley
-Red Sun (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-Rocks (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-Change (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

-kamen butoukai (Toushin, Totsuka, Kawai, Tsukada, Goseki)
-sasowarete EX [Excellent] (Toushin, Totsuka, Kawai, Tsukada, Goseki, Fujigaya, Masuda, Kitayama, Maruno?)
-What's your name? (Toushin, Totsuka, Kawai, Tsukada, Goseki)

Jimmy, Kame, and Jin did an MC. In response to Pi's story about Jin stealing his food, Jin told a story about how one time when they went to a convenience store together, he got coffee and I guess had Pi hold it while he drove, but Pi spilled it. Pi's excuse for spilling it was: "Gee, the earth's gravity sure is strong today!"

-sawarenai (Yamashita Tomohisa, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

After the song, Pi apologized to Jin for the coffee.

Kanjani8 Medley
-THAT'S THE WAY (I LIKE IT) (Yokoyama, Shibutani, Murakami, Maruyama, Yasuda, Nishikido, Ohkura, Uchi)
-LONG TRAIN RUNNIN' (Yokoyama, Shibutani, Murakami, Maruyama, Yasuda, Nishikido, Ohkura, Uchi)
-SEPTEMBER (Yokoyama, Shibutani, Murakami, Maruyama, Yasuda, Nishikido, Ohkura, Uchi)
(At the beginning of this song, they all split into pairs and dance together. Yoko and Uchi link arms, and skip around in a circle.)
-All of me for you (Yokoyama, Shibutani, Murakami, Maruyama, Yasuda, Nishikido, Ohkura, Uchi)

Kimi ni Hitokoto Iimashou!
In this corner, one member stands up and tells another member something. Really, it's quite similar to the other segment in this episode, but the format is somewhat different. First, read the previous Kimi ni Hitokoto that this episode references! Shounen Club 2003.06.08.
Junno to Ohkura - Your sleeping face is really nice and calming. (Ohkura: HUH?) Junno explained that when they did a concert together previously, Ohkura fell asleep backstage. Ohkura: "I wasn't sleeping!"
Koki to Hina - Before, you said you'd take me out to eat sometime, but since then a year has passed. Where did that promise go? Koki explained that in his schedule book, every day has written "Murakami." Hina apologized and basically said that they'd go out sometime.
Ueda to Ryo - Ueda almost hit the microphone when he was walking towards it! He said: "What do you want to say to me?" Ryo stared for a second, while Yoko and Hina yelled "he's angry!!" Ryo's response? "Who ARE you?" Ueda: "I'm Ueda Tatsuya.." Then in his PS, he said that he wanted to hear Ryo sing. Then, that he loved Ryo. Ryo said he liked him back, but it wasn't believable at all LOL

Nishikido Ryo Medley
-Secret Agent Man (Nishikido)
-Angel (Nishikido)
-ai no katamari (Nishikido, Yasuda, Maruyama)

Shoshuu Medley
-LOVE or LIKE (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-Eden (Yokoyama, Shibutani, Murakami, Maruyama, Yasuda, Nishikido, Ohkura, Uchi)
(During the previous two songs, a few members recited haiku.)

-Non STOP, Don't STOP (Johnny's Jr.)

During the intro, Jr. BOYS was introduced: Katou Yukihiro, Masuda Takahisa, Maruno Suguru, Fujigaya Taisuke, Kitayama Kiromitsu, and Tegoshi Yuuya. (Well, I thought it was interesting)

While Akiyama Jun and Jimmy talked about friends (Jimmy: "Akiyama-kun, do you have friends?"), 3/4 of Four Tops STRIPPED off their jackets to reveal their other outfits

KinKi Kids Best 5 Medley
-(5) Flower (Ikuta, Kazama, Hasegawa)
-(4) jounetsu (Ikuta, Toushin, Goseki, Tsukada, Kawai, Totsuka)
-(3) ame no Melody (Kazama, Hasegawa)
-(2) boku no senaka ni wa hane ga aru (Ikuta, Hasegawa, Kazama, Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Iida, Yokoo)
-(1) garasu no shounen (Ikuta, Hasegawa, Kazama, Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Toushin, Kawai, Goseki, Tsukada, Totsuka)

Jimmy and FOUR TOPS gathered, and Kazapon read a letter from a girl whose grandmother passed away recently.

Johnny's Hit Medley
-Peace no Sign (Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Nikaidou, Akiyama Taiga, Tamamori, Matsumoto Kouta)
(This isn't a hit! It's an early version of NEWS Nippon! )
-sekai ni hitotsu dake no hana (Yabu, Matsumoto Kouhei, Inoo, Yamashita Shoon, Ayukawa)
-Darling (Koyama, Katou, Kusano)
-tomadoi nagara (Masuda, Tegoshi)
-yuuyake no uta (Tegoshi, Masuda)
-Peace no Sign (Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Masuda, Tegoshi, Yabu, Ayukawa, Yamashita, Matsumoto Kouhei, Inoo, Tamamori)

In the MC, Akiyama and Yamapi talked. Pi said that this is his first time playing guitar in front of people! The guitar he played was given to him by Nagase Tomoya. Akiyama: "You got it from Nagase-kun?? Can I touch it?! *fondles neck*" Pi wrote the next song using Nagase's guitar.

-LOVE SONG (Yamashita, Jimmy)
(He was lip synching. You could tell cause during a close up, his mouth said something different from the sound.)

Touma Scoop wo Nerae!
The guests were TOKIO! Yay! Mabo made fun of Touma for using a toy microphone. Touma asked if they had a scoop for him, but they didn't. Mabo pointed at Leader and said that his clothes were a scoop. He was wear a shiny gold sleeveless button-up shirt, and an ascot. Gussan said he came to the studio by carriage (basha). Taichi: "basha.. basha.. basha da yo ne?" While they were talking, suddenly Leader yelled, "Now let's do an ARM-WRESTLING CONTEST!!" and there was a graphic and everything.. but there wasn't time, haha. Mabo's scoop was that he directed his second music video -- Ambitious Japan. So they played some of the PV.

Rock Medley
-SATISFACTION (Jimmy)
-Johnny's A GO GO (Toushin, Tsukada, Totsuka, Kawai, Goseki)
-YO-YO (Jimmy, Ueda, Goseki, Totsuka, Tsukada, Kawai, Toushin)
-JUMBO (Jimmy, Kamenashi, Katou, Koyama, Goseki, Totsuka, Tsukada, Kawai, Toushin)

Kazapon introduced a new corner, anata ni otegami kakimashou! where two Juniors write letters to each other. This time was Nakamaru and Koki.

-LOLLIPOP (Yabu, Ayukawa, Matsumoto, Yamashita)
-Singin' for you (Yabu, Yamashita, Ayukawa, Akama, Hoshino, Matsumoto)
-STAND UP (Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Inoo, Matsumoto Kouhei, Akiyama Taiga, Matsumoto Kouta)
-sennen no Love Song (Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Iida, Yokoo)

Meitantei Thomas
This is a corner where Touma pretends to be a detective and..does stuff! (I haven't seen enough of it to really know what the point is..) Kazapon, Yamapi, and Hasejun were standing in the usual MC area while Thomas was..further away. The three were wondering where Touma was, saying that he was skipping work *g*
Touma Thomas went into the audience to find people with questions. He found an older man with a "Tomohisa" fan! His question was: "My wife really likes you, Yamapi. Do you like older women?" (?! Is he trying to set up Pi and his wife?? LOL!). Pi said that he doesn't care whether a girl's younger or older. The guy said that he was okay with Pi taking his wife..?!
Next, a woman asked for Kazapon's thoughts on wearing a chonmage wig. ...really Thomas, you pick the weirdest people to ask.
Next, a girl asked Hasejun why he sweats so much. He said he thinks it's because he has a fast metabolism.
Finally, a girl asked Touma (who wasn't there! :O) where he wants to take Tsubasa on a drive. (Apparently he'd mentioned it before at some point in time) They had Thomas answer because he's so close to Touma. Thomas said, "The beach?"

-haruka na yakusoku (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-FIGHT ALL NIGHT (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

Pchan no Hitorigoto
He talked about how he's had a lot of solo work over the summer, and that he hasn't been able to meet with his friends recently. He looks up at the sky and wonders what they're doing .. it was all just a lead-in for the next song.

-miagete goram yoru no hoshi wo (Yabu)

-Non STOP, Don't STOP (Johnny's Jr.)

A possibly interesting note: Toushin was with ABC, but they were introduced as just "ABC," not "Toushin Yoshikazu & ABC" like they usually are.

Mada Natsu Medley
-natsu no ousama (Yamashita Shoon, Yabu, Ayukawa, Kamenashi, Akanishi, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-CO CO RO (Yamashita Shoon, Yabu, Ayukawa, Kamenashi, Akanishi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru, Kawai, Goseki, Totsuka, Tsukada)
(Junno was there, but he was juggling, not singing *g*)
-jounetsu no ichiya (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-seishun no fever (Yamashita Tomohisa, Koyama, Katou, Kusano, Iida, Takeuchi, Yokoo)

Then Kanjani8 came out as guests! Subaru wasn't wearing a glove or anything, but he kept hiding his hand behind his back

KAT-TUN Medley
-haruka na yakusoku (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-[unnamed rap with beatbox] (Tanaka, Nakamaru)
-No Matter Matter (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

-yuuki 100% (Yamashita Shoon, Yabu, Ayukawa, Akama)

During the previous song, a bunch of Juniors were divided into two teams. The teams were:
Akanishi Team - Jin, Kusano, Koki, Iida, Junno, Yokoo, Tsukada, Goseki, Kawai, Yabu, Taiyou
Kamenashi Team - Kame, Shige, Nakamaru, Koyama, Ueda, Takeuchi, Toushin, Massu, Tottsu, Shoon, Akama

Johnny's Jr. Sports Competition
(1) Big Jump Rope.
Kamenashi Team got up to 9 people, till Ueda got caught on the rope. (Koyama was trying to blame Shige though!) Ueda's explanation? "My shoes are heavy." According to (mysterious) calculations, they scored an 8.
Akanishi Team got their whole team in! Watching the video, Junno got caught but Koki was blamed, I think because he was trying to blame Kusano. They scored an 11.

(2) Acrobat Competition
Kamenashi Team used Akama, Shoon, and..Ueda..?! He's their secret weapon. I think his necklace is going to puncture something.. Ah, apparently he had the same idea! He took off all his "extras" -- his "heavy" shoes, overshirt, and all his jewelry. (Koyama was trying to remove his necklace but he was having trouble figuring it out *g*) After his stuff was removed, he jumped around a bunch to show off how light he is.
Akanishi Team used Junno, Kusano, and Tsukada. They went first.
Kusano did .. I suck at describing acrobat stuff cause I don't know what it's called^^; But it a flip and a spinny thing! Junno did a bunch of really nice looking backflips. Tsukada did a really weird type of flip that looked really neat!
Shoon did basically what Kusano did. Akama did some nice flipping but at the end he fell on his butt! Poor kid! Before Ueda's turn, Kame got the audience to chant his name. He did some weird looking flips that made everyone laugh. Yoko commented that he turned from a donkey into a white horse.
Yoko was the judge, and he voted for Kamenashi Team. He chose them because they were "funny." Haha^^;

(3) Big Ball Rolling (literal translations are stupid *g*)
I didn't get this at ALL. They put big balloons into the audience, and basically had them push them forward. The members were supposed to be doing it, but really the audience was doing most of the work. Kamenashi Team ended up winning.

After the competition, Ya-Ya-yah performed yuuki 100% again.

Hina and Yoko talked to Ya-Ya-yah and the team captains, and Hina made fun of the way Akama moved his hand while talking. (Like you should talk ) So everyone else started going it *g*

-yamiagari ameagari (Yamashita Tomohisa)

-natsu no owari no harmony (Moriuchi, Yabu, Yamashita Shoon, Ayukawa, Inoo, Matsumoto)

Hina, Yoko, and Yamapi talked a bit and Hina said that he and Yoko have been doing training -- saying tongue twisters. So Jin, Kame, Kusano, and Toushin came out with sign boards hanging around their necks. (Yoko had one on too, but it was facing the other way). Each member had a tongue twister related to their name, that they had to say three times.
Jin - "tanishi Akanishi Nishi Shinjuku." He did his fine!
Kame - "kame wa kame nashi! Kamenashi wa kamenai ishi no nashi." Kame just babbled *g* He tried again, and couldn't get through the first time. And he added "Kazuya"!
Kusano - "majutsu shibijutsushitsu de, bijutsu no jugyouchuu." (Wait, that has nothing to do with his name). Not only did he do it, but he did it FAST!!
Toushin - "ebi harusame nabe kani harusame nabe." (How come only Jin and Kame got name ones? >_>). He could SAY it, but it wasn't fast enough *g*
After Hina cut Toushin off, Yoko said, "Nice shikiri!" and gave Hina a thumbs-up. Then Hina said that there was one for Yamapi, too. Yoko, "Ah! There's a BOARD here!" .. like he didn't notice (Kame: "nice assistant!" Yoko: *thumbs up*)
Yamapi - "oaya ya oya ni oayamari nasai." He did it fine! But he used a really weird concentration-filled voice to do it *g*

Kanjani8 Medley
-suki na dake Today (Maruyama, Yasuda, Uchi)
-Julia (Maruyama, Yasuda, Nishikido)
(During this song, Uchi stood off to the side rocking out *g*)
-tayori ni shite masse (Murakami)
-oira no jinsei nopperabo~! (Yokoyama)
-Shelter (Shibutani)
-DREAMIN' BLOOD (Yokoyama, Shibutani, Murakami, Maruyama, Yasuda, Nishikido, Ohkura, Uchi)

Pchan no Hitorigoto
Yamapi talked about hosting his first episode of Shounen Club (because Akiyama was gone), and how driving with Akanishi is scary. Like, he'll try to turn the blinker on, but the wipers will come on and he gets confused. Hina and Yoko were on the stage (Pi was on a balcony for this part) and they were trying to get him to boke his speech. Why? Because Yoko loves Pi! (He had a sketchpad with a drawing of a heart on it). ..which he drew a jagged line down the middle to show that Pi had rejected him *g*

Akanishi Jin Medley
-kimi wo omou toki (Akanishi)
-hitoribocchi no haburashi (Akanishi)
(He had trouble with some parts, but others sounded SO good~ &hearts
-HEARTBREAK CLUB (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

-Non STOP, Don't STOP (Johnny's Jr.)

Producer: Taguchi Junnosuke
Theme: Blue

Junno explained his theme and introduced the first medley in a Dajaretai skit, with Inoo and Asaka.

Blue Medley
-Original Blue (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-STRIPE BLUE (Totsuka, Goseki, Tsukada, Kawai)
-aoi inazuma (Kamenashi, Taguchi, Nakamaru)
-kanashimi blue (Kamenashi, Akanishi)
-eien no Bloods (Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

NEWS Single Medley
-NEWS Nippon (Koyama, Nishikido)
-kibou ~Yell~ (Tegoshi, Kusano)
-akaku moyutu taiyou (Yamashita, Katou)
-Cherish (Masuda, Uchi)

Hikaru and Taiyou read letters to each other. Basically, they called each other children XD

-Angel Come To Me (Yabu)
-[title not given; includes line "Never end story to the Ya-Ya-yah" *g*] (Yabu, Yaotome)
-I WANT YOU BACK (Yabu, Yaotome, Yamashita, Ayukawa)
-ABC (Yabu, Yaotome, Yamashita, Ayukawa)

Junior High School
Students: Koki, Jin, Ueda, Nakamaru (KAT-TUN); Tsukada, Totsuka, Goseki, Kawai (ABC)
Subject: P.E.
Balance Test: Two of them have to bend down and put their foreheads on a baseball bat, and spin around ten times. Whoever can grab the flag on the ground, wins! It's Ueda versus Totsuka. Ueda ran directly to the flag and grabbed it, while Tottsu kind of..slid on the floor awkwardly. Haha.
Reflex Test: Each are given two flags -- one with a donkey (Ueda) and one with a turtle (Kame), and they have to raise the right one when Kame calls it. It's Jin versus Goseki. Goseki won!
Jump Test: They had to jump rope, but do like a..double jump. Thing. Nakamaru versus Tsukada. Tsukada won! Afterwards he said, "It wasn't ME who won! It was THESE MUSCLES!" and showed them off. Someone was cackling in the background!
(Why did they make four-member teams if they only had three games?)
Since ABC won two games, KAT-TUN got the batsu game! They had to pair up and do a dorky folk dance. The pairs were Jin and Ueda, and Koki and Nakamaru.

Koki and Jimmy talked a bit. Apparently Jimmy can't eat tomatoes. Also broccoli. And he can't wake up in the mornings. Poor dorky childish Jimmy!

-Bebop Time (Taguchi)
-HEARTBREAK CLUB (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

-Holy Heaven (Yonemura, Ishigaki, Yodogawa, Noda, Fujiie)
-BABY, I LOVE YOUR WAY (Jimmy, Uesato)

Koki and Nakamaru's Junior ni Q!
Question: When do you think you're still "blue"? (ie- inexperienced; in English we'd say "green")
Akanishi Jin - I'll think about it
Goseki Kouichi - My face color (LOL! I always laugh at how pale his face is)
Ishigaki Daisuke - Even now, I can't eat green peas
Nakajima Yuuto - I lose to cats. He explained that his friend is "strong" (Koki: "Did you fight it?!"). He tried to explain it but I didn't really get what the crap he was doing LOL
Nikaido Takashi - Even though I need to study, I'll still play..
Totsuka Shouta - Even now I think my dad's scary (That's not normal!!)
Totsuka Shouta - Lv.3 HP20 MP5 (Did Tottsu write two?)
Tsukada Ryoichi - Even now, I love hamburgers
Ueda Tatsuya - When I was teased by Yuuto
Yaotome Hikaru - I still have a blue mark on my butt from when I was a baby (Koki tried to check LOL)

Junno talked about the theme, and how while he intended it with the good meanings of blue, even he gets depressed sometimes, such as last year when his knee injury prevented him from working with KAT-TUN for a while.

-Baby blue (Ueda, Kusano, Akanishi, Tegoshi, Nishikido, Taguchi, Koyama, Uchi, Nakamaru, Katou, Masuda, Tanaka, Kamenashi, Yamashita)
(As the song started, the camera panned by the various members sitting around. Uchi was grinning and staring at the camera creepily, and Ryo was trying to gaze lovingly at Junno.)

-Wonderful World (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

Producer: Tanaka Koki
Theme: Style

Rap Medley
-BEAT YOUR HEART (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-A.RA.SHI (Fujigaya, Kitayama, Iida, Yokoo)
-CLAP ~kyou yori ashita~ (Nakamaru, Tanaka)
-yamenaide, PURE (Kamenashi, Tanaka, Tsukada, Totsuka, Goseki, Toushin, Kawai)
-Love&Peace (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru, Tsukada, Totsuka, Goseki, Toushin, Kawai)

-Never Stop the Music (Yabu, Yaotome, Yamashita, Ayukawa, Inoo, Matsumoto, Arioka, Asaka, Nakajima)

Junior High School
Students: Jin, Koki, Kitayama, Totsuka, Ueda
Subject: Psychology (or rather, a mentality test *g*)
Question: A new baseball player Jr. was scolded by his coach. Why?
(1) He skipped practice to play
(2) He made a really stupid mistake during a game
(3) He overlooked the coach's sign
(4) It was an unlucky day, so no matter what he did, he'd fail
Their answers were: Jin-1, Koki-he made up an answer (but said he picked 4), Kitayama-4, Totsuka-3, Ueda-2
The answer tells your personality, and the type you're most likely to fall in love with at first sight. (Which is always the opposite of your own type)
(1) Sentimental type. You'd fall in love with an intelligent and cool girl person.
(2) Thought type. You'd fall in love with a gentle, mother-type. Kame said that Ueda would like Koki's type *g*
(3) Sensation type. You'd fall in love with a mysterious girl with a strong sixth sense. Kame said that Tottsu could find someone who fit that type sitting right next to him.. (Ueda LOL)
(4) Intuition type. You'd fall in love with a trendy, sports gal type.

Dajaretai
It feels like I haven't seen this segment in a while! It's hard to understand for me though^^;

-haruka na uta (Tsukada, Toushin, Totsuka, Kawai, Goseki)
-kaze no naka no shounen (Fujigaya, Kitayama, Iida, Yokoo, Takeuchi, Katou Yukihiro)
(During this song, Kitayama had trouble getting his first overshirt off quickly enough, and then came back with his second overshirt not even on *g* Eventually it was on one arm, but the rest was just flailing around *g* Considering Yokoo didn't switch shirts at all, Kitayama should have just left the second shirt off entirely, rather than flail around with it awkwardly)

NEWS Fashion Check
NEWS appeared by VTR to show off their personal fashion. Uchi was wearing a Batman cap that was too small for his (HUGE FREAKISH MELON) head, Shige was wearing a Nirvana shirt and super flashy silver shoes, and Massu had a belt buckle that said "Johnny." Most of their comments were kind of boring, but Shige tried to show off his watch. "It looks expensive, doesn't it? Doesn't it look really expensive? It was only 3000Y!" Everyone else: "...." Then Kusano, who explained that he tried to perm his hair for that day but it didn't work so he was hiding underneath a hat (and a big jacket too). Koyama showed off his belt buckle that he copied from Uchi and Jin. Next, Tegoshi, who said he has no fashion sense (Ryo, "That's not true!" Hehe, Ryo's so encouraging to his Tegonyan&hearts so his point was clothes he could move in. Kusano: "maji respect!"

Koki and Yuuto came on dressed all hip hop-ified. Nakamaru and Yuuto had/have a segment called "nakanaka ii jan" where they..read letters? So this is the same thing only with Koki, and hip hop-ified. Koki's in the media department at college!

-REAL7 (Tanaka)
(Koki wrote the lyrics to this song, and he CURSED!! It was censored in the lyrics shown on the screen!)
-Rockin' (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

-Holy Heaven (Yonemura, Ishigaki, Yodogawa, Noda, Fujiie)
-ALL AROUND THE WORLD (Jimmy, Uesato)

-Kiss kara hajimaru Mystery (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)
-Wonderful World (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

Shounen Club 2005.04.03

-jibun no tame ni (Toushin, Goseki, Totsuka, Kawai, Tsukada, Fujigaya, Kitayama, Yokoo, Iida, Akanishi, Kamenashi, Nakamaru, Ueda, Taguchi, Tanaka)

Producer: Kamenashi Kazuya
Theme: dokidoki
Guest: NEWS

New Semester Dokidoki Medley
-Stompin' (Yabu, Yamashita Shoon, Ayukawa, Yaotome)
-seigi no mikata wa ate ni naranai (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru, Yabu, Yaotome)
-Gakuen Tengoku (Yabu, Yaotome, Inoo, Matsumoto, Nakajima, Arioka)

In the middle of the previous medley, Nakamaru and others did a skit. Nakamaru was a new student, and was looking for a club to join.
Koki and Ueda: *come running* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Nakamaru: Wait--! Uh, I'm looking for a club to join, and I'd like to join your track team--
Koki: Won't you join our English club?
Nakamaru: English? But weren't you just saying "FIGHT"? I thought you were track--
Koki: Isn't "fight" English? Don't misunderstand! You're really irritating, really irritating, really irritating. DON'T MISUNDERSTAND!!

Next, Jin and Hikaru come onstage. Jin has a notepad, and is asking Nakamaru survey questions.
Jin: Have you decided what club to join?
Nakamaru: Not yet
Jin: What's your favorite food?
Nakamaru: Strawberr--
Jin: Strawberries, okay! What are your hobbies?
Nakamaru: ..So--
Jin: Soccer! Last, what's your name?
Nakamaru: Nakamaru--
Jin: Nakamaru Yuuichi!
Nakamaru: I never said "Yuuichi"!
Jin: Do you want to join our (??) club? (Sorry, couldn't catch the word)
Nakamaru: Is it perfect for me?
Jin: Oh, it's perfect for you? *makes note*
Nakamaru: I'm ASKING that! If you don't show me what the club's about, I won't know whether to join or not.
Jin & Hikaru: Let's show him! *do something..lol*
Nakamaru: *stares*
Jin: WE DIDN'T FAIL!! [ie- their joke didn't]
Hikaru: HANA! (nose? lol)

Kame and Junno come onstage wearing glasses, arguing over who should go talk to Nakamaru.
Kame: Um, would you join our club? *runs back to Junno* AHH I SAID IT!!
Nakamaru: What kind of club is it?
Kame & Junno: ready..GO! FRIENDSHIP CLUB!
Nakamaru: Friendship club? What kind of stuff do you do?
Kame & Junno: Ohh you wanna see? Let's show him!
Kame: Look me! (in English LOL)
Kame: Taguchi-kun, you're it, and I'll run! Let's go!
Kame and Junno run like morons.
Kame: Now I'm it!
More running.
Nakamaru: STOPPING! (English again) I understand what kind of club it is now. But there's NO WAY that it's for me. Rather, it's kind of GROSS.
Junno takes off his glasses and makes a scary face at Nakamaru *g*
Kame: Ah, don't make that kind of face! Let's just go! We can have a club with just the two of us!

Kame: Ahh, I just want to join something! Even baseball's fine!
Yabu comes onstage holding a baseball bat and glove.
Kame: What club are you??
Yabu: YABU! (club is 'bu' -- baseball club=yakyuu-bu, friendship club=tomodachi-bu, etc.)

Yuuto read a little short story about his "dokidoki" experience. It was basically about the seniors in Juniors who helped him out since he's joined. Including one/some who went home with him before he got used to riding the train by himself (awww).

-kizuna (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

Yabu and Kouhei called Yamapi and Koyama out to get advice on school.

-mayonaka no Answer (Yabu)
-atarashii yoake (Yaotome, Ohkubo, Sanada, Hashimoto, Fukasawa)
-START (Yabu, Yaotome, Ayukawa, Yamashita, Ohkubo, Sanada, Hashimoto, Fukasawa)

Jr. Miracle Daisakusen
This is a new (as of this episode LOL) corner, hosted by Kamenashi. I've never seen them do anything besides the Who is Mr. X? segment though. In this episode, the detectives were Jin, Hikaru, Kouhei, and Nakamaru. Now on to the clues!
(1) A childhood picture of Mr. X. He's got a pretty big head, and barely any hair on top.
(2) His favorite food is cake.
(3) Junno asked an audience member to compare Mr. X to either soba or ramen. She said soba.
(4) Next he asked if he was more like Hokkaidou or Kyuushuu. She said Kyuushuu.
(5) When Junno asked if he was more like Tackey or Tsubasa, and the girl said Tackey, Mr. X looked happy LOL Like "I won!"
(6) They called out someone close to Mr. X to talk about him. That person was Ueda. Mr. X started talking rudely to Ueda *g*
(7) Jin asked Ueda how close of friends they are, in percentage. Ueda: "Zero" *g*
They all got it right!

Jimmy interviewed NEWS real quick before they performed. Kusano was holding his mic up to Jimmy's face and annoying him *g* A girl wrote in and asked what type of thing girls do that NEWS members like. Or things LIKE that, since not all of them really fit into that category.
Pi- When passing by, she smells good. Like shampoo.
Kusano- When girls sneeze cutely.
Koyama- When she has her head on her hand and she starts falling asleep and her elbow slides and she wakes up.
(At this point Kusano was resting his head on Jimmy's shoulder *g*)
Shige- The face of sleeping girls in class. (In CLASS? LOL)
Uchi- At festivals, when girls wear yukata.
Massu- Girls who smile.
Ryo- When girls with long hair put a shirt (or jacket) on, and pull their hair out from underneath it. Like a shampoo commercial.
...Jimmy totally forgot to ask Tegoshi =o=

-Cherish (Koyama, Nishikido, Yamashita, Masuda, Uchi, Katou, Tegoshi, Kusano)

Koki and Nakamaru's Jr. ni Q
The question was "My 'dokidoki' Experience."
Hashimoto Ryosuke - When he's watching something scary on TV, and the screen stops (goes black?). Like something's going to come out! Koki told him that if he calls him up, he'll watch scary stuff with him!
Matsumoto Kouhei - When he saw everyone after being away for a while. When Koki called for him, he grabbed him and tackled him to the floor LOL.
Fukasawa Tatsuya - When he's riding a roller coaster, and he reaches the top. Koki can't ride them; while waiting in line his heart stops. Koki offered to him that if he gives him a call, he'll ride them with him.
Senga Kento - He was running in school, and almost fell down the stairs. Koki: If you call me, I'll almost fall down with you.
Nikaido Takashi - When he meets eyes with Koki. He said it's scary! So Koki asked the kids standing around practicing who among them get scared when they meet his eyes, and most of them raised their hands.

Jimmy made KAT-TUN answer a quiz before they could go perform. It's something in: SHAKE, Shounentai, Akanishi Jin; but it's NOT in Haruka na Yakusoku, KAT-TUN, or Ueda Tatsuya. Koki suggested "appeal" LOL But that would include him!! The next set it's in: ice hockey, hokkaidou, harusame sarada. But it's not in american football, okinawa, or gobou salad. Ueda got it right!! Jin guessed "small letters" but there aren't any in his name, so he said that REALLY his name is (something like) "Akanishe Jen" (ahh, it's hard to write!^^. Next set it's in: ebisusama, donburi, ikada. Not: daikokusama, chawan, canoe. Jimmy's hint was that something was hidden in the words. Nakamaru got it! They were shown all the words written in hiragana as another hint. Jin got it right at this time. The answer was: things in the ocean.
SHAKE - sheiku - ei (ray)
Shounentai - tai (type of fish)
Akanishi Jin - kani (crab)

-SHAKE (Johnny's Jr.)
-Wonderful World (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)