Team: Team SOS
Theme: What happens if you leave it?!
Guest: Matsuo Takashi

They've done this kind of theme before. Basically, they leave stuff in some condition for a while (often 24 hours) and see what happens. For some reason Sho and Ohno put on lab coats, and Ohno wore a half-bald white-haired wig. Sho was walking down the street talking about their experiments, when he realized Ohno wasn't next to him -- he was sitting on a bench a while back. He asked him why he was back there, and Ohno said, "I left you!"

(1) If you leave dried things in water for two days, what'll happen?
Surume (dried squid) -- Ohno's prediction was that it would "be revived." Certainly, it looked a lot like a fresh squid, especially around the tentacles. But it stunk really bad!
Raisins -- They were all plump but they still didn't look like grapes I'd want to eat.. but Ohno ate one anyway! "It's a grape!!"
Beef jerky -- It didn't revert to a raw state, but it was considerably softer. Ohno ate it!!

(2) Can morning glories grow in various foods?
The tofu and pudding didn't work, but the seeds had started to bud in the konnyaku. Apparently the reason was that the tofu and pudding rotted before the seeds could bud, but the konnyaku didn't, and it had enough water in it for the seeds could grow.

(3) What if you filled a bathtub with gelatin powder?
The water looked GROSS! But it was jelly!! It also stunk, like most of the other things.

(4) If you left a watermelon on a veranda, what would happen?
Ohno's prediction was that beetles would eat it, showing that "even in the city, there are beetles." But the watermelon looked..normal. Just dried out. They watched the video of the entire time it was out, but..nothing had come.

(5) If you write something on someone's back with sunscreen, will the words be visible?
As expected, it worked! What the staff had written on the guy's back was "I like Satoshi" which the guy didn't even know was on his back *g*

(6) If you leave things in bleach, what'll happen?
They tried it with sunglasses, hair, and bathing suit photos. Ohno's prediction was that the bathing suit would disappear, and naked pictures would be left. Um... The sunglasses were the same, but the hair dissolved. Isn't that so gross?! The bathing suit photos were discolored -- the bathing suit almost disappeared! Ohno said, "Then, if you left it in for another week, the suit would ... Okay! Let's leave it in another week!!"

In the middle of the last segment they went and did stuff in the studio. First was 44 year old cheese. It was really hard and crispy. Ohno ate a little bit of it! Next, rice left in a rice cooker for 5 years. There was like nothing in the machine.. it looked more like dirt to me.

(7) If you left a bunch of random things in front of a store with a sign that said "Free! Please take." what would happen?
The items were: a bowling ball, akabeko, unworn underwear with a name written on them (Satoshi *g*), a block of unwrapped clay, a good luck fortune, U-shaped magnet, triangle, eye badge, frog toy, pot lid, autograph of a staff member, shoelaces, beta tape, a telephone card with 10Y on it, ice tray, pom pom, and a pacifier.
The first person came and looked after only five minutes, but it took three hours for anyone to take anything: an old woman took the bowling ball to use it as decoration. Later, a woman took the pot lid so she could use it as a cover for her fry pan. I must point out that the eye patch (that had a skull on it) was taken by a punk kid wearing a Sexy Dynamite London tie.

Sakurai Sho's Picture Diary (I keep calling this different things, don't I?)
This week the plants looked even worse than last week! The leaves were all brown and dead looking. It was bugs! So he sprayed pesticide. Also, he'd given the plants too much water, so they were rotting a bit.

At the end, Matsuo gave Team SOS two Aibadges. Sho rubbed Ohno's bald head in happiness!