Kouichi started out by saying that tomorrow is the 31st birthday of "someone very great." He talked about him a bit, then said that it was (Kokubun) Taichi (of TOKIO). "Everyone's turning into old men!"

(I have to complain a bit: Kouichi, YOU MUMBLE TOO MUCH!! Speak up, and enunciate your words! The fact that I can barely understand you is what makes the commercials the best part of this show )

CM #1
Kouichi: In Korean, "hurry up" or "to hurry" is "pari pari." So if you translated "choco mo monaka mo pari pari" ('the chocolate and the monaka are both crispy') and "choco monaka hayaku tabetai" ('I want to eat chocolate monaka soon') into Korean, you'd get:
Kouichi & Tsuyoshi: pari pari pari pari pari pari pari pari pari pari.
Kouichi & Tsyuoshi: The chocolate's crispy, so is the monaka! Morinaga ChocoMonaka Janbo!

CM #2
Kouichi: Which number is actually the sound of Tsuyoshi biting into a choco monaka janbo?
Tsuyoshi: Number one!
(Drum sound)
Tsuyoshi: Number two!
(Choco monaka janbo sound)
Tsuyoshi: Number three!
(Breaking glass sound)
Kouichi: The winner will NOT receive a wonderful prize, so DON'T send in your answer!
Tsuyoshi: yoropiku~
Kouichi & Tsyuoshi: The chocolate's crispy, so is the monaka! Morinaga ChocoMonaka Janbo!

Psychology Test!
(Q) You're watching TV, and went to change the channel but it wouldn't change. No matter how many times you press the remote, it won't change. So, what did you do?
(1) Try changing the batteries on the remote
(2) Hit the remote
(3) Call an electronics store right away
(4) Give up and change the channel from the TV itself
The answer you choose tells how you deal with your boy/girlfriend.
If you chose #1, with someone you really like, you rarely order them around. But sometimes they might think of you as pointless.
If you chose #2, you're pretty selfish. You think, "If they really like me, they'll listen to everything I say."
If you chose #3, you're quite rational and not likely to be selfish. [other stuff I couldn't understand]
If you chose #4, you're the type who doesn't order them around. Rather, you're the one who gets ordered around.

♪ eien no bloods

CM #3
Tsuyoshi: Mr. Choco, did you know? This ice cream is really good!
Kouichi: Ah, Mr. Monaka, I know! It's Morinaga KinKi Kids! It's the one with the commercial that says "Tsuyoshi is crispy, so is the Kouichi."
Tsuyoshi: As expected, you know about it, Mr. Choco. How about a bite?
Kouichi: Ah~ really, Mr. Monaka? Well then, I'll have a bite.. *bites* Mr. Monaka! This is good! The Tsuyoshi on the outside and the Kouichi on the inside are both really crispy!
Tsuyoshi: I wouldn't lie to you, Mr. Choco!
Kouichi & Tsyuoshi: The Tsuyoshi's crispy, so is the Kouichi! Morinaga KinKi Kids! ...no... The chocolate's crispy, so is the monaka! Morinaga ChocoMonaka Janbo!

Ending Poem
Sorry, I never understand this^^;