Shounen Club 2005.04.03

-jibun no tame ni (Toushin, Goseki, Totsuka, Kawai, Tsukada, Fujigaya, Kitayama, Yokoo, Iida, Akanishi, Kamenashi, Nakamaru, Ueda, Taguchi, Tanaka)

Producer: Kamenashi Kazuya
Theme: dokidoki
Guest: NEWS

New Semester Dokidoki Medley
-Stompin' (Yabu, Yamashita Shoon, Ayukawa, Yaotome)
-seigi no mikata wa ate ni naranai (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru, Yabu, Yaotome)
-Gakuen Tengoku (Yabu, Yaotome, Inoo, Matsumoto, Nakajima, Arioka)

In the middle of the previous medley, Nakamaru and others did a skit. Nakamaru was a new student, and was looking for a club to join.
Koki and Ueda: *come running* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Nakamaru: Wait--! Uh, I'm looking for a club to join, and I'd like to join your track team--
Koki: Won't you join our English club?
Nakamaru: English? But weren't you just saying "FIGHT"? I thought you were track--
Koki: Isn't "fight" English? Don't misunderstand! You're really irritating, really irritating, really irritating. DON'T MISUNDERSTAND!!

Next, Jin and Hikaru come onstage. Jin has a notepad, and is asking Nakamaru survey questions.
Jin: Have you decided what club to join?
Nakamaru: Not yet
Jin: What's your favorite food?
Nakamaru: Strawberr--
Jin: Strawberries, okay! What are your hobbies?
Nakamaru: ..So--
Jin: Soccer! Last, what's your name?
Nakamaru: Nakamaru--
Jin: Nakamaru Yuuichi!
Nakamaru: I never said "Yuuichi"!
Jin: Do you want to join our (??) club? (Sorry, couldn't catch the word)
Nakamaru: Is it perfect for me?
Jin: Oh, it's perfect for you? *makes note*
Nakamaru: I'm ASKING that! If you don't show me what the club's about, I won't know whether to join or not.
Jin & Hikaru: Let's show him! *do something..lol*
Nakamaru: *stares*
Jin: WE DIDN'T FAIL!! [ie- their joke didn't]
Hikaru: HANA! (nose? lol)

Kame and Junno come onstage wearing glasses, arguing over who should go talk to Nakamaru.
Kame: Um, would you join our club? *runs back to Junno* AHH I SAID IT!!
Nakamaru: What kind of club is it?
Kame & Junno: ready..GO! FRIENDSHIP CLUB!
Nakamaru: Friendship club? What kind of stuff do you do?
Kame & Junno: Ohh you wanna see? Let's show him!
Kame: Look me! (in English LOL)
Kame: Taguchi-kun, you're it, and I'll run! Let's go!
Kame and Junno run like morons.
Kame: Now I'm it!
More running.
Nakamaru: STOPPING! (English again) I understand what kind of club it is now. But there's NO WAY that it's for me. Rather, it's kind of GROSS.
Junno takes off his glasses and makes a scary face at Nakamaru *g*
Kame: Ah, don't make that kind of face! Let's just go! We can have a club with just the two of us!

Kame: Ahh, I just want to join something! Even baseball's fine!
Yabu comes onstage holding a baseball bat and glove.
Kame: What club are you??
Yabu: YABU! (club is 'bu' -- baseball club=yakyuu-bu, friendship club=tomodachi-bu, etc.)

Yuuto read a little short story about his "dokidoki" experience. It was basically about the seniors in Juniors who helped him out since he's joined. Including one/some who went home with him before he got used to riding the train by himself (awww).

-kizuna (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)

Yabu and Kouhei called Yamapi and Koyama out to get advice on school.

-mayonaka no Answer (Yabu)
-atarashii yoake (Yaotome, Ohkubo, Sanada, Hashimoto, Fukasawa)
-START (Yabu, Yaotome, Ayukawa, Yamashita, Ohkubo, Sanada, Hashimoto, Fukasawa)

Jr. Miracle Daisakusen
This is a new (as of this episode LOL) corner, hosted by Kamenashi. I've never seen them do anything besides the Who is Mr. X? segment though. In this episode, the detectives were Jin, Hikaru, Kouhei, and Nakamaru. Now on to the clues!
(1) A childhood picture of Mr. X. He's got a pretty big head, and barely any hair on top.
(2) His favorite food is cake.
(3) Junno asked an audience member to compare Mr. X to either soba or ramen. She said soba.
(4) Next he asked if he was more like Hokkaidou or Kyuushuu. She said Kyuushuu.
(5) When Junno asked if he was more like Tackey or Tsubasa, and the girl said Tackey, Mr. X looked happy LOL Like "I won!"
(6) They called out someone close to Mr. X to talk about him. That person was Ueda. Mr. X started talking rudely to Ueda *g*
(7) Jin asked Ueda how close of friends they are, in percentage. Ueda: "Zero" *g*
They all got it right!

Jimmy interviewed NEWS real quick before they performed. Kusano was holding his mic up to Jimmy's face and annoying him *g* A girl wrote in and asked what type of thing girls do that NEWS members like. Or things LIKE that, since not all of them really fit into that category.
Pi- When passing by, she smells good. Like shampoo.
Kusano- When girls sneeze cutely.
Koyama- When she has her head on her hand and she starts falling asleep and her elbow slides and she wakes up.
(At this point Kusano was resting his head on Jimmy's shoulder *g*)
Shige- The face of sleeping girls in class. (In CLASS? LOL)
Uchi- At festivals, when girls wear yukata.
Massu- Girls who smile.
Ryo- When girls with long hair put a shirt (or jacket) on, and pull their hair out from underneath it. Like a shampoo commercial.
...Jimmy totally forgot to ask Tegoshi =o=

-Cherish (Koyama, Nishikido, Yamashita, Masuda, Uchi, Katou, Tegoshi, Kusano)

Koki and Nakamaru's Jr. ni Q
The question was "My 'dokidoki' Experience."
Hashimoto Ryosuke - When he's watching something scary on TV, and the screen stops (goes black?). Like something's going to come out! Koki told him that if he calls him up, he'll watch scary stuff with him!
Matsumoto Kouhei - When he saw everyone after being away for a while. When Koki called for him, he grabbed him and tackled him to the floor LOL.
Fukasawa Tatsuya - When he's riding a roller coaster, and he reaches the top. Koki can't ride them; while waiting in line his heart stops. Koki offered to him that if he gives him a call, he'll ride them with him.
Senga Kento - He was running in school, and almost fell down the stairs. Koki: If you call me, I'll almost fall down with you.
Nikaido Takashi - When he meets eyes with Koki. He said it's scary! So Koki asked the kids standing around practicing who among them get scared when they meet his eyes, and most of them raised their hands.

Jimmy made KAT-TUN answer a quiz before they could go perform. It's something in: SHAKE, Shounentai, Akanishi Jin; but it's NOT in Haruka na Yakusoku, KAT-TUN, or Ueda Tatsuya. Koki suggested "appeal" LOL But that would include him!! The next set it's in: ice hockey, hokkaidou, harusame sarada. But it's not in american football, okinawa, or gobou salad. Ueda got it right!! Jin guessed "small letters" but there aren't any in his name, so he said that REALLY his name is (something like) "Akanishe Jen" (ahh, it's hard to write!^^. Next set it's in: ebisusama, donburi, ikada. Not: daikokusama, chawan, canoe. Jimmy's hint was that something was hidden in the words. Nakamaru got it! They were shown all the words written in hiragana as another hint. Jin got it right at this time. The answer was: things in the ocean.
SHAKE - sheiku - ei (ray)
Shounentai - tai (type of fish)
Akanishi Jin - kani (crab)

-SHAKE (Johnny's Jr.)
-Wonderful World (Kamenashi, Akanishi, Taguchi, Tanaka, Ueda, Nakamaru)