Gal Mama -- Uchi, Yokoyama
Uchi and Yoko investigate 'gal mamas' -- gals who had children, but couldn't give up their gal lifestyles. Apparently, being a gal mama is really popular at the moment, and there are over 20,000 of them in Japan. Uchi and Yoko follow the women to an event they're having at a water park. Of course, they're all wearing bikinis :lines: And Uchi's comment was: "My mom wouldn't wear something like that." :speechless: Uchi.. you..

At the park, the mothers play with their kids, and even Yoko and Uchi do. (One little boy sat on Yoko's back as he slid face-first down a slide *g*)

During lunch, they talk to the gals, who say that they miss having more time for fun, so Yoko has a proposal.. he and the women will go play, and Uchi will watch after the kids *g* There are at least 8 or so of them, by the way! One little girl squirted him in the face with a water gun, some boys threw plastic balls at him, and he had to ride a kiddy ride, all while Yoko and the gals have fun in the pool.

Then they have a contest. They have to grip a net from above, and walk over unstable floats in the water, to get to their children (some of whom are crying^^. Next, the mother has to slide down one of those really tall slides, to get to their child at the bottom. The winner was supposed to be the fastest, but none of them wanted to do it, so instead they made it so that the one that would do it would be the winner. The one who did it, her kid was crying^^; (By the way, Uchi demonstrated these games first, using a stuffed turtle as his 'kid'..)

I just noticed that Yoko has really bad tan lines..

The winner of the overall contest is determined by "acchi muite hoi." The winner got a kangaroo kigurumi suit, complete with baby in its pouch! :hearts:

They follow a couple women home, and have them give advice to other gals who are thinking about marriage. Actually, they're not gals, they're a MAMBA couple. Yoko and Uchi were getting annoyed at the way the couple was talking.

They make the mamba couple take care of a couple kids as a test to see if they could, and surprisingly, after the kids get used to them, they have fun!

Then, after they say that they can "do anything," they have the mother and couple compete at making food that the kids would like. (Really, the mother has an advantage because she knows the tastes of her kids). But the little girl voted for the mambas' food! It was probably because the mother cooked ham and asparagus in butter/soy sauce, and the mambas cooked chicken in miso. No vegetables = better!

Super Idol Hino Makoto -- Uchi, Nishikido
Uchi and Ryo hear about a rumor that there's a fake Johnny's idol in Shibuya, so they go to check it out. His name is Hino Makoto, and he calls himself a "super idol." They ask people on the street if they know him, and eventually find a fan, who leads them to where he performs. Some of the audience members spot Ryo and Uchi -- remember, they think of Makoto as Johnny's, so they're presumably Johnny's fans -- and don't react AT ALL.

Makoto comes out.. on skates.. wearing tiny shorts.. and a glittery pink shirt.. and he's singing Hikaru Genji.. Uchi's laughing REALLY hard, it's almost rude LOL. Apparently, when Makoto was 17 he wanted to be an idol, but he couldn't, so he..became one on his own^^; Makoto skates by the audience shaking hands, including Uchi's and Ryo's *g*

After his performance, Uchi and Ryo go up to him and talk to him. He recognizes them, and calls them Ucchi and Nikki *g* He goes on to perform NEWS' "kibou ~Yell~" (POORLY BY THE WAY). Uchi and Ryo stare at each other incredulously, and look very uncomfortable..until the chorus, when they participate as well LOL. At the end Ryo covers his face in shame. And Makoto falls on his butt.